My Dad Loves the Crock Pot


So my Dad is back to help-thank ye GODS. BUT, he has developed an unnatural attraction to the crock pot.
EVERYTHING goes in it. EVERYTHING turns the same icky purplybrown color. Everything smells ODD. I do not LIKE the crock pot.
On a good note-ROSALYN STARTED CRAWLING TODAY!
UPDATE: Know how long that cabbage smells hangs out in bed linens? 3 Days. Oh My LORD I cannot STAND the smell of cabbage...